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Caption contest — We Have a Winner!

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Congratulations to Jennifer Chapman!

Here is the winning caption:

“The LAPD reported a dramatic increase in DIY arrests over the holiday weekend.”

And Jennifer also wrote the second-most-vote-getting caption:

“Wife Agrees to NFL Sunday Ticket if Husband Builds Doghouse and Lives In It”

Good job! I’ll put the prize in the mail, which is this book: 52 Weekend Makeovers by Taunton Press.

Thanks, everyone!

Photo courtesy of J.R. Buchanan


36 Comments on Caption contest — We Have a Winner!

  1. “Would you like to add insurance with your rental?”

  2. Daniel R. gouuld // October 8, 2007 at 4:10 am //

    You say your shock absorbers have let you down? Call us at 555-1212 and we’ll put the spring back in your rear.

  3. “The load shocked the sheetrock off of me!”

  4. “Honey, does this mean we don’t need to build that additional garage?”

  5. Evil Landlord // October 7, 2007 at 11:23 pm //

    Honey, does this make my butt look big?
    Bad Remodel Prevented

  6. W. Moseley // October 7, 2007 at 11:03 pm //

    Ok Earl, hammer down.

  7. That’s what you get for shopping at Home Despot!
    Home Despot – “You can do it! We won’t help!

  8. Famous last words: “I’m NOT going to pay for a $50 delivery fee!”

  9. Gerald Ashford // October 7, 2007 at 4:32 pm //

    NO, we’re not stopping at iHop!

  10. Tony Edwards // October 7, 2007 at 12:00 pm //

    Wait, I know! If I can get up to 30mph, then all I have to do is slam on the brakes!

  11. Not a problem! The driver is a Sumo wrestler.

  12. And you thought you had problems.

  13. Amy Robinson // October 7, 2007 at 10:11 am //

    Dang it… I should have taken the pizza delivery job instead!

  14. Honey, when you saw a three-bedroom house on the west side under 500 thousand, you should have known there was a catch!

  15. Contractor red flags

  16. Rick Sroka // October 6, 2007 at 9:39 pm //

    Hon, I think we just got a flat in the left rear tire!

  17. Rick Sroka // October 6, 2007 at 9:36 pm //

    Hon, I think we just got a flat in the right rear tire!

  18. Bill Healy // October 6, 2007 at 7:44 pm //

    “But, she said to take the receipt to the loading dock.”

  19. Jerry McGregor // October 6, 2007 at 12:45 pm //

    “Honey, I think you & the kids should ride up front”

  20. Yugo unveils their new Woody.

  21. Chris Brown // October 6, 2007 at 10:33 am //

    farfegnugen

  22. “Hello? Warranty Department? I need to talk to someone about my failed suspension.”

  23. Marilyn D. // October 6, 2007 at 10:28 am //

    Honey. We shouldn’t have given the SUV to charity!

  24. pacificoceanpark // October 6, 2007 at 6:11 am //

    “aye Cheech, how are we going to build the grow room now?”

  25. pacificoceanpark // October 6, 2007 at 6:01 am //

    “I knew we should have put gas in your truck, but you had to make me take my car didn’t you”

  26. Jennifer Chapman // October 6, 2007 at 2:26 am //

    Husband Determined to Never Tell Wife He is Bored Again

  27. Jennifer Chapman // October 6, 2007 at 2:25 am //

    Wife Agrees to NFL Sunday Ticket if Husband Builds Doghouse and Lives In It

  28. Jennifer Chapman // October 6, 2007 at 2:24 am //

    Housing Woes Force Southland Resident to Get Creative

  29. Jennifer Chapman // October 6, 2007 at 2:21 am //

    Southland commuter determined to break record for largest debris stopping traffic on the 605

  30. Jennifer Chapman // October 6, 2007 at 2:03 am //

    The LAPD reported a dramatic increase in DIY arrests over the holiday weekend.

  31. ELLEN NAGAMINE // October 6, 2007 at 1:30 am //

    Ever hear the one about how the dude started out remodeling and ended up with a Low-rider?

  32. Mellamogo // October 5, 2007 at 5:50 pm //

    This remodeling stuff is a piece of cake!

  33. Trust me Honey, we can make it…

  34. Inland Empire // October 5, 2007 at 9:47 am //

    For sale: custom lowrider with 20’s. hydraulics work in front only, awesome paint, comes with own garage kit.

  35. It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and plenty of plywood.

  36. I could if I wood!

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