Caption contest — We have a winner!

Written By: Kathy Price-Robinson - Oct• 08•07

JettaCongratulations to Jennifer Chapman!

Here is the winning caption, which got the most votes:

"The LAPD reported a dramatic increase in DIY arrests over the holiday weekend."

And Jennifer also wrote the second-most-vote-getting caption:

"Wife Agrees to NFL Sunday Ticket if Husband Builds Doghouse and Lives In It"

Good job! I’ll put the prize in the mail, which is this book: 52 Weekend Makeovers by Taunton Press.

Thanks, everyone!

Photo courtesy of J.R. Buchanan

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36 Comments

  1. Jeannie says:

    I could if I wood!

  2. Eric says:

    It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and plenty of plywood.

  3. Inland Empire says:

    For sale: custom lowrider with 20′s. hydraulics work in front only, awesome paint, comes with own garage kit.

  4. Mia says:

    Trust me Honey, we can make it…

  5. Mellamogo says:

    This remodeling stuff is a piece of cake!

  6. ELLEN NAGAMINE says:

    Ever hear the one about how the dude started out remodeling and ended up with a Low-rider?

  7. Jennifer Chapman says:

    The LAPD reported a dramatic increase in DIY arrests over the holiday weekend.

  8. Jennifer Chapman says:

    Southland commuter determined to break record for largest debris stopping traffic on the 605

  9. Jennifer Chapman says:

    Housing Woes Force Southland Resident to Get Creative

  10. Jennifer Chapman says:

    Wife Agrees to NFL Sunday Ticket if Husband Builds Doghouse and Lives In It

  11. Jennifer Chapman says:

    Husband Determined to Never Tell Wife He is Bored Again

  12. pacificoceanpark says:

    “I knew we should have put gas in your truck, but you had to make me take my car didn’t you”

  13. pacificoceanpark says:

    “aye Cheech, how are we going to build the grow room now?”

  14. Marilyn D. says:

    Honey. We shouldn’t have given the SUV to charity!

  15. carolyn says:

    “Hello? Warranty Department? I need to talk to someone about my failed suspension.”

  16. Chris Brown says:

    farfegnugen

  17. pb barr says:

    Yugo unveils their new Woody.

  18. Jerry McGregor says:

    “Honey, I think you & the kids should ride up front”

  19. Bill Healy says:

    “But, she said to take the receipt to the loading dock.”

  20. Rick Sroka says:

    Hon, I think we just got a flat in the right rear tire!

  21. Rick Sroka says:

    Hon, I think we just got a flat in the left rear tire!

  22. G-Money says:

    Contractor red flags

  23. Ken A. says:

    Honey, when you saw a three-bedroom house on the west side under 500 thousand, you should have known there was a catch!

  24. Amy Robinson says:

    Dang it… I should have taken the pizza delivery job instead!

  25. tom kemp says:

    And you thought you had problems.

  26. M.R.S. says:

    Not a problem! The driver is a Sumo wrestler.

  27. Tony Edwards says:

    Wait, I know! If I can get up to 30mph, then all I have to do is slam on the brakes!

  28. Gerald Ashford says:

    NO, we’re not stopping at iHop!

  29. David B. says:

    Famous last words: “I’m NOT going to pay for a $50 delivery fee!”

  30. That’s what you get for shopping at Home Despot!
    Home Despot – “You can do it! We won’t help!

  31. W. Moseley says:

    Ok Earl, hammer down.

  32. Evil Landlord says:

    Honey, does this make my butt look big?
    Bad Remodel Prevented

  33. Dan Chan says:

    “Honey, does this mean we don’t need to build that additional garage?”

  34. “The load shocked the sheetrock off of me!”

  35. Daniel R. gouuld says:

    You say your shock absorbers have let you down? Call us at 555-1212 and we’ll put the spring back in your rear.

  36. JJ says:

    “Would you like to add insurance with your rental?”