The Latest

Caption contest — We have a winner!

JettaCongratulations to Jennifer Chapman!

Here is the winning caption, which got the most votes:

"The LAPD reported a dramatic increase in DIY arrests over the holiday weekend."

And Jennifer also wrote the second-most-vote-getting caption:

"Wife Agrees to NFL Sunday Ticket if Husband Builds Doghouse and Lives In It"

Good job! I’ll put the prize in the mail, which is this book: 52 Weekend Makeovers by Taunton Press.

Thanks, everyone!

Photo courtesy of J.R. Buchanan


36 Comments on Caption contest — We have a winner!

  1. I could if I wood!

  2. It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and plenty of plywood.

  3. Inland Empire // October 5, 2007 at 9:47 am //

    For sale: custom lowrider with 20′s. hydraulics work in front only, awesome paint, comes with own garage kit.

  4. Trust me Honey, we can make it…

  5. Mellamogo // October 5, 2007 at 5:50 pm //

    This remodeling stuff is a piece of cake!

  6. ELLEN NAGAMINE // October 6, 2007 at 1:30 am //

    Ever hear the one about how the dude started out remodeling and ended up with a Low-rider?

  7. Jennifer Chapman // October 6, 2007 at 2:03 am //

    The LAPD reported a dramatic increase in DIY arrests over the holiday weekend.

  8. Jennifer Chapman // October 6, 2007 at 2:21 am //

    Southland commuter determined to break record for largest debris stopping traffic on the 605

  9. Jennifer Chapman // October 6, 2007 at 2:24 am //

    Housing Woes Force Southland Resident to Get Creative

  10. Jennifer Chapman // October 6, 2007 at 2:25 am //

    Wife Agrees to NFL Sunday Ticket if Husband Builds Doghouse and Lives In It

  11. Jennifer Chapman // October 6, 2007 at 2:26 am //

    Husband Determined to Never Tell Wife He is Bored Again

  12. pacificoceanpark // October 6, 2007 at 6:01 am //

    “I knew we should have put gas in your truck, but you had to make me take my car didn’t you”

  13. pacificoceanpark // October 6, 2007 at 6:11 am //

    “aye Cheech, how are we going to build the grow room now?”

  14. Marilyn D. // October 6, 2007 at 10:28 am //

    Honey. We shouldn’t have given the SUV to charity!

  15. “Hello? Warranty Department? I need to talk to someone about my failed suspension.”

  16. Chris Brown // October 6, 2007 at 10:33 am //

    farfegnugen

  17. Yugo unveils their new Woody.

  18. Jerry McGregor // October 6, 2007 at 12:45 pm //

    “Honey, I think you & the kids should ride up front”

  19. Bill Healy // October 6, 2007 at 7:44 pm //

    “But, she said to take the receipt to the loading dock.”

  20. Rick Sroka // October 6, 2007 at 9:36 pm //

    Hon, I think we just got a flat in the right rear tire!

  21. Rick Sroka // October 6, 2007 at 9:39 pm //

    Hon, I think we just got a flat in the left rear tire!

  22. Contractor red flags

  23. Honey, when you saw a three-bedroom house on the west side under 500 thousand, you should have known there was a catch!

  24. Amy Robinson // October 7, 2007 at 10:11 am //

    Dang it… I should have taken the pizza delivery job instead!

  25. And you thought you had problems.

  26. Not a problem! The driver is a Sumo wrestler.

  27. Tony Edwards // October 7, 2007 at 12:00 pm //

    Wait, I know! If I can get up to 30mph, then all I have to do is slam on the brakes!

  28. Gerald Ashford // October 7, 2007 at 4:32 pm //

    NO, we’re not stopping at iHop!

  29. Famous last words: “I’m NOT going to pay for a $50 delivery fee!”

  30. That’s what you get for shopping at Home Despot!
    Home Despot – “You can do it! We won’t help!

  31. W. Moseley // October 7, 2007 at 11:03 pm //

    Ok Earl, hammer down.

  32. Evil Landlord // October 7, 2007 at 11:23 pm //

    Honey, does this make my butt look big?
    Bad Remodel Prevented

  33. “Honey, does this mean we don’t need to build that additional garage?”

  34. “The load shocked the sheetrock off of me!”

  35. Daniel R. gouuld // October 8, 2007 at 4:10 am //

    You say your shock absorbers have let you down? Call us at 555-1212 and we’ll put the spring back in your rear.

  36. “Would you like to add insurance with your rental?”

Comments are closed.