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How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb?

Compactfluorescent2I swear I don’t sit in front of my computer all day and search for jokes. Not all day. But here are a few I happened to come across. And you know what’s weird? They are on the website of the California Energy Commission:

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it, and three to hold the ladder.

How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he has to wait until the light is better.

How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and one not to change it.

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are smart enough to use compact fluorescent bulbs that almost never need changing.


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