Caption contest — We Have a Winner!

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Congratulations to Jennifer Chapman!

Here is the winning caption:

“The LAPD reported a dramatic increase in DIY arrests over the holiday weekend.”

And Jennifer also wrote the second-most-vote-getting caption:

“Wife Agrees to NFL Sunday Ticket if Husband Builds Doghouse and Lives In It”

Good job! I’ll put the prize in the mail, which is this book: 52 Weekend Makeovers by Taunton Press.

Thanks, everyone!

Photo courtesy of J.R. Buchanan

36 Comments on Caption contest — We Have a Winner!

  1. JJ

    “Would you like to add insurance with your rental?”

  2. Daniel R. gouuld

    You say your shock absorbers have let you down? Call us at 555-1212 and we’ll put the spring back in your rear.

  3. Michael A. Hunt

    “The load shocked the sheetrock off of me!”

  4. Dan Chan

    “Honey, does this mean we don’t need to build that additional garage?”

  5. Evil Landlord

    Honey, does this make my butt look big?
    Bad Remodel Prevented

  6. W. Moseley

    Ok Earl, hammer down.

  7. Carl Heldmann

    That’s what you get for shopping at Home Despot!
    Home Despot — “You can do it! We won’t help!

  8. David B.

    Famous last words: “I’m NOT going to pay for a $50 delivery fee!”

  9. Gerald Ashford

    NO, we’re not stopping at iHop!

  10. Tony Edwards

    Wait, I know! If I can get up to 30mph, then all I have to do is slam on the brakes!

  11. M.R.S.

    Not a problem! The driver is a Sumo wrestler.

  12. tom kemp

    And you thought you had problems.

  13. Amy Robinson

    Dang it… I should have taken the pizza delivery job instead!

  14. Ken A.

    Honey, when you saw a three-bedroom house on the west side under 500 thousand, you should have known there was a catch!

  15. G-Money

    Contractor red flags

  16. Rick Sroka

    Hon, I think we just got a flat in the left rear tire!

  17. Rick Sroka

    Hon, I think we just got a flat in the right rear tire!

  18. Bill Healy

    “But, she said to take the receipt to the loading dock.”

  19. Jerry McGregor

    “Honey, I think you & the kids should ride up front”

  20. pb barr

    Yugo unveils their new Woody.

  21. Chris Brown

    farfegnugen

  22. carolyn

    “Hello? Warranty Department? I need to talk to someone about my failed suspension.”

  23. Marilyn D.

    Honey. We shouldn’t have given the SUV to charity!

  24. pacificoceanpark

    “aye Cheech, how are we going to build the grow room now?”

  25. pacificoceanpark

    “I knew we should have put gas in your truck, but you had to make me take my car didn’t you”

  26. Jennifer Chapman

    Husband Determined to Never Tell Wife He is Bored Again

  27. Jennifer Chapman

    Wife Agrees to NFL Sunday Ticket if Husband Builds Doghouse and Lives In It

  28. Jennifer Chapman

    Housing Woes Force Southland Resident to Get Creative

  29. Jennifer Chapman

    Southland commuter determined to break record for largest debris stopping traffic on the 605

  30. Jennifer Chapman

    The LAPD reported a dramatic increase in DIY arrests over the holiday weekend.

  31. ELLEN NAGAMINE

    Ever hear the one about how the dude started out remodeling and ended up with a Low-rider?

  32. Mellamogo

    This remodeling stuff is a piece of cake!

  33. Mia

    Trust me Honey, we can make it…

  34. Inland Empire

    For sale: custom lowrider with 20’s. hydraulics work in front only, awesome paint, comes with own garage kit.

  35. Eric

    It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and plenty of plywood.

  36. Jeannie

    I could if I wood!

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