Flash News — Hot Sun Makes Barn Cooler

Big Ass Fans

This is what I’m talkin’ ’bout!

This agricultural barn is being cooled with Big Ass Fans powered by solar panels. What a concept!

Big Ass FanThis is so obvious! When the sun is beating down hot, the buildings and people and animals need cooling off. Rather than sucking black gunk out of the ground and burning it to create energy, why not just use the energy from that very sun to do the job?

Whoever created this universe was pretty kind to include a great big smoking hot battery out in the sky for us to use. Let’s use it, folks.

In case you’re more interested in the Big Ass Fans for your remodel because they are so handsome, that’s OK. These are so magnificently designed that they do more work with less energy.